shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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