Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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