Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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