Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
