don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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