i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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