Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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