we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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