You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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