I'm jealous of your bromance
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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