so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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