My hand turned me down
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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