Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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