sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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