I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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