yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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