She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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