I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Your penis caused this!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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