i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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