..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
