Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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