He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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