So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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