I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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