I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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