Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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