Do you still have your period?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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