Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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