ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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