forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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