And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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