There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
