Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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