Your tits are I can't wait for
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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