You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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