do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
did i walk over a car last night?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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