but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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