i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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