he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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