did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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