I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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