How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We got so high we made milksteak
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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