you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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