is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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