I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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