I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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