It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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