My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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