Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.