belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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