the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.