Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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