i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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