i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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