You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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