Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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