If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Houston, we have a squirter
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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