I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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